My job as a Ninja

Did you know that I'm a ninja in my spare time? 'Cause that's how I broke my arm and my hand.

I've never broken or sprained anything before. It really hurts. I'm in a temporary hard splint until my appointment on Friday when I get a cast.

Things that are hard when your left elbow, arm, hand and fingers are in a hard splint:
-taking out your contact lenses.
-getting dressed and undressed.
-typing.
-Changing a dirty diaper.
-Putting a lid on a marker and taking a lid off a marker.
-and everything that I do on a daily basis ever.

Things that are easy:
-Letting the kids destroy the room.
-Allowing Jenny to bring me dinner. Thank you!
-Inviting Amber to my house so her kids can entertain mine, then letting her handle dinner and bedtime. Thank you!

Things that are annoying:
-Jeremiah is super sexy.
-Jeremiah can type while I can only dictate.
-Jeremiah does not type what I am saying.
-Jeremiah writes what he wants to write.
-Jeremiah is awesome.
-Jeremiah would make a good delegate.
-Jeremiah should work for the law firm Joke, Hackney and Dunnit.